Mother Joker

Waisting Away

mofo — Sat, 18 May 2013 19:11:45 +0000

I thought your mom was wearing a new belt, but then she screamed, “Help, this hula hoop is stuck!”

mofo — Sat, 18 May 2013 10:40:22 +0000

Your mom tried to hide among a herd of cows for science, and they accepted her instantly.

mofo — Fri, 10 May 2013 01:27:48 +0000

When your mom sings karaoke, she always chooses Free Fallin’ except she sings Free Anal.

mofo — Tue, 07 May 2013 04:25:15 +0000

I asked your mom how long she’s been studying at Whore School, but she said, “You don’t get it, I’m the teacher.”

mofo — Fri, 03 May 2013 02:56:59 +0000

The military is studying your mom, so they can make a robot weapon with her hips of thunder.

mofo — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 06:40:02 +0000

I went to whore.com, but it was just your mom’s Facebook page.

motherjoker — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:56:07 +0000

I held down shutter to focus my camera on your mom’s ass, but it couldn’t decide which hole to focus on.

mofo — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:34:15 +0000

By the time your mom left McDonald’s, all the employees were sobbing helplessly.

mofo — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 00:10:24 +0000

Your mom was doing a crossword puzzle, but every answer was the word whore.

mofo — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 19:01:34 +0000

I thought I was watching a yelling goat video, but it was just your mom using Skype.