Mother Joker

Special Delivery

mofo — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:41:36 +0000

Your mom screamed with joy, then I saw her Amazon order for a new waffle maker.

Wide Open

mofo — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 01:57:04 +0000

I thought I was looking at a horse’s asshole, but it was just your mom yawning.

You Feed It, You Bought It

motherjoker — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:36:49 +0000

When they filmed the movie We Bought a Zoo, they didn’t know your mom was included, too.

Going Down?

mofo — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 05:28:59 +0000

I tried to unzip your mom’s dress but I ended up in the basement.

Lettuce Be Lovers

mofo — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 05:20:19 +0000

Your mom snuck a meat salad into the clothing store and hid in the changing room. “Are you dressing?” the store manager called to her. “Oh yes,” she answered, “With Bleu Cheese!”

Morning Cup

motherjoker — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 04:11:53 +0000

Your mom drinks gravy like coffee.

Stretching Out

mofo — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 07:40:28 +0000

I asked your mom why her mouth was open so wide, then remembered she was getting ready for work.

The Eighth Wonder of the World

mofo — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:51:36 +0000

Your mom climbed up a ladder and everyone assumed they were filming King Kong.

Supply and Demand

mofo — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:27:12 +0000

If your mom went on a diet, half the grocery stores in town would go out of business.

Hungry Bytes

mofo — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:19:51 +0000

I asked your mom if she likes PC or Mac, and she said Macaroni.