I took a bus to visit the tuna factory, but it was just your mom on display in a glass cage.

I ordered a nacho supreme, so your mom shitted from her pussy then handed me a receipt.

I played your mom in trivia once, but all the questions were about food so she won.

They tried to use your mom as whale bait, but she kept eating all the whales.

Your mom sat on my oven, and when she stood up I had chocolate cake.

The Grand Canyon tried to assassinate your mom’s butt crack to eliminate competition.

Your mom went to the zoo once, and they thought she had escaped from the elephant exhibit so they tasered her.

Your mom tried out for a role in Beetlejuice, when they said his name three times they realized it was just an echo from your mom’s asshole.

When I was eating out your mom, I wrote the script for Escape to Witch Mountain.

Your mom sat on my phone and when she stood up, Mel Gibson was yelling at me.

Your mom sat on my ice cream cone, and when she stood up it was a popsicle.

Your mom sat down on a gay man, and when she stood up he was still gay.