I thought your mom was wearing a new belt, but then she screamed, “Help, this hula hoop is stuck!”

Your mom tried to hide among a herd of cows for science, and they accepted her instantly.

When your mom sings karaoke, she always chooses Free Fallin’ except she sings Free Anal.

I asked your mom how long she’s been studying at Whore School, but she said, “You don’t get it, I’m the teacher.”

The military is studying your mom, so they can make a robot weapon with her hips of thunder.

I went to whore.com, but it was just your mom’s Facebook page.

By the time your mom left McDonald’s, all the employees were sobbing helplessly.

Your mom was doing a crossword puzzle, but every answer was the word whore.

I thought I was watching a yelling goat video, but it was just your mom using Skype.

I threw a hamburger straight at your mom’s head, and she caught it with one hand without turning around.

I went to the whore store, and your mom was standing in the display window.

Your mom stared long and hard into the mirror, but it wasn’t a mirror, it was a window, and everyone outside was screaming in horror.