My snow blower broke, so your mom just rolled around naked in my driveway and everything melted.

Your mom was walking down the street and heard a whistle, so she whipped her head around expecting a man checking her out, but it was just her vagina catching in the wind.

When I fix meals, your mom grips the bars of her prison cell so tight and roars in anticipation.

I threw a pickle at your mom, and she caught it with her mouth.

Your mom said she needed to wet her whistle, so I dropped a water balloon down her pants.

As soon as your mom sat down, the McDonald’s tilted.

Your mom tried to order a Chewbacca costume, but the store clerk said, “No, costumes are supposed to make you look different, not the same,” and hung up on her.

Your mom was choking on a muffin, but when I slapped her on the back, two muffins came out.

When I took your mom into an afro wig store, she exclaimed, “Where did they get so many copies of my vagina!”

I climbed inside a huge cave that went for miles, then your mom closed her legs and I was trapped.

I set my oven timer to 1 minute, and sure enough your mom came running.

Your mom thought she was dating a farmer, until he tried to milk her in the barn.